Last Saturday

So last Saturday I found someone who wanted to go out and they said they would drive there truck. So finally I got to go out and drink, so we went to Savannah. Its one of the biggest city's in this area, we went bar hopping, and I talked to a few females, but it was more like "hi how are you?" Still fells weird, like im doing something wrong. Of course everyone was giving me shit for being so shy, but when it feels right ill know what to do.



But after 3am bars closed and there was is strip club in South Carolina that everyone wanted to hit up, they dont stop serving till 6am. So we go there and its packed and there more females then males there. So I see some people that I know and they come up to me, there all happy to see me and there like come with me we have a VIP Room. So I get me a beer im sitting there bullshitten with everyone. I have this urge to give a stripper a lap dance. So Im walking around looking for the baddest stripper, I see her. So I go up to her and ask "How much is it for me to give you a lap dance?" She started laughing, she is use to giving them not reciving them. So she is like $20 for 2 songs, its just 20 dallors. So we go in to the VIP room. We are talking I asked her to lay down some rules for me, she told me don't whip my thing out, and dont obsessively touch her. So the song starts and I take my shirt off and she is sitting down and I stand over her and take her hands and and put them on my chest and rub them down to my abs. I start making my chest muscles bounce up and down. I put my head in between her legs and roll the top of my head around her area. She is just laughin, she says "I cant believe this is happening." I m sitting there humping her but yet im keeping a good distance making her feel comfortable. While all this is going down everyone is cheering for me. I would have to say that was a first for me. Even though she should have payed me for it. But it was fun.

Be Safe

After coming back from a deployment you expect Soldiers to party hard, you figure we have to make up for time lost. For the past 3 weeks we been getting nothing but safety classes, don't drink and drive basically sums it all up. They drill this in to us, use a DD call someone for a ride. Take a cab to the headquarters there is a taxi fund up there. Its so annoying but recently 1 cavalry division out of fort hood tx redeployed back home and lost 5 Soldiers in the first 75 hours of being home. This upsets me, you survive a combat zone and go home a drink and drive, and that's how all 5 of them died behind the wheel. They decided to consume alcohol and get behind the wheel, of course they crashed at a high rate of speed. My division lost 4 Soldiers when I was in Iraq, when you leave my post there is this sign that says 186 days since are last fatal accident. This is a serious problem and I'm glad that Army is trying to do something about it. I have everyone phone number in the squad, we have a obligation to call one of them up if we ever need a ride, just how I have one to pick them up. Drinking and Driving is a serious topic, you can be careless with your life but there is other people on the road that are doing the right thing. Ill admit I have driven home drunk a few times, but not anymore. All I ask is that you do not Drink and Drive.